This was going to be a completely different story until I came across
this photo. Among other things the man is wearing a Run D.M.C. shirt. He should just do me now.
Iron Man
Tony/Pepper (yeah, yeah, shut up)
Rated PG-13
Improv: plastic, red, sharp, postcard, jangle, daisies
Employer/Employee Relations
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Don't stay up too late watching porn. )